New money, old values. 

(via daylightism)


Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

(via dad-hat)

  • Baby: M-m
  • Mom: Mama?
  • Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell


Make out sessions that lead to foreplay that lead to oral that lead to sex that lead to pizza and video games is highly requested right now.

(via lat3night)


always practice safe sex!! until you have mastered it. then you are permitted to practice Danger Sex

(via guy)


“hey do you want the rest of my-“


(Source: yungaquarius, via uncomfortablegrrrl)