yachtrocklife:

New money, old values. 

(via daylightism)

lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

(via dad-hat)

  • Baby: M-m
  • Mom: Mama?
  • Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

irvingt0n:

Make out sessions that lead to foreplay that lead to oral that lead to sex that lead to pizza and video games is highly requested right now.

(via lat3night)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

always practice safe sex!! until you have mastered it. then you are permitted to practice Danger Sex

(via guy)

aquarlus:

“hey do you want the rest of my-“

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(Source: yungaquarius, via uncomfortablegrrrl)